Okay, okay, okay. This one is NOT true. Well... the skin spot thing is not true. The single part was.
I'm not going to lie to you guys, I was pretty drunk when I wrote this comic. When I read it back to myself the next day, I thought it might be a little too dark or random to put up, but then I thought "...fuck it". We haven't been very good at pushing our comfort zone with comics/writing, and honestly we have little to lose by doing so. I figured, I'd give this one a go and see how it was received and then go from there.
So that's the story here. There's no cancer or revenge gland or any of that nonsense. :)