L.V. Four-Twenty-Shit
So, this comic is a half-true event, it was originally inspired by a friend of mine (Travis) bringing home the special edition of Aliens: Colonial Marines. I should mention that I am fond of the Aliens series, but he LOVES them. He’d been waiting for this game for-fucking-ever (and that’s also the official time-measurement of how long it took for this game to be made) and he was stoked to play through it (I was just excited to play an alien in the multiplayer).
Travis gave a good 6-8 hours of his life to that game, and that’s time he’ll never get back.
We dedicate this comic to Travis. Our deepest condolences.
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about 2 months ago
I was expecting a kickstarter gag
about 2 months ago
Aww, poor Mikey Neumann. I actually liked Colonial Marines!
about 2 months ago
I finished the maze do I get a cookie?
about 2 months ago
You win a face huger.
about 2 months ago
Nice
about 2 months ago
Ew I do not want Megan Fox, can I have an alien instead?
about 2 months ago
Ash, Megan Fox is April O’Neil, let the rage explode.
about 2 months ago
Oh I heard. Don’t worry, I won’t let you guys down.
about 2 months ago
Hell if she can apply you shoud try and apply too, you would do a much better job.
about 2 months ago
Wait… what? I thought that abomination of a reboot was canceled. Was it all just a dream? Is this hell? Am I cursed?
about 2 months ago
I thought Megan Fox was the alien in Alien? Wow…news to me. I mean she has the perfect body for it.
about 2 months ago
A friend of mine told me that apparently, the gamers are so irate over how the game looked and played, they are actually planning a class action lawsuit, because the company that made the con gameplay footage farmed it out to a Chinese company that made a game worthy of the PS2.
The sad thing is, I think the gamers could actually win this case. So the developers need to haul ass and fix the issues before the gamers of the world pitchfork and torch.
about 2 months ago
Lawsuits are never the answer, we need a decent game developer to try and scrape the whole thing off the floor.
about 2 months ago
Wait, she sold her entire existence for a tiny maze? That means that she’s now a slave… And Steve could order her to… OH GAWD!!! NOOO!!!! (I’ll just let you guys ponder this for a bit…)
about 2 months ago
“everything I’m worth” is a reference to money, and money only
about 2 months ago
So, how much is your human dignity worth?
about 2 months ago
The proposed level design seems legit, but I’m concerned about replayability. Still a better game.